I am so bad at updating my blog! Here are a few more quotes from the awesome patients I have the pleasure of working with:
“I don’t need to go to the dentist. My teeth are so strong they can bite through a telephone pole.”
“God is tiny, someday they will make a microscope powerful enough to see Him in my heart- He is tiny but very very Powerful Jacene!”
“I prayed last night you would see the face of God in the clouds, you know, the eye in the horses nose.”
“your office smells like someone pulled tirds out of their butt and put them all over the place!”
“This is reality Jacene, get off your computer and get into it.”
“How do you like my hair? I dyed it over the weekend.” (she used an egg coloring kit)
“A genius is 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration.”
“Where does your lap go when you stand up?”
“I have to sleep on my right side, if I sleep on my left I get nightmares.”
“Take me to Burger Whopper to get a HUGE Mac. I’ll take you to seven hundred in seven if you take me in your hover craft.” (I took him to Burger King and he tried to order pizza)
“I’m in a punk rock band with your husband.”
“Your husband is a foxy piece of man meat, I could just eat him up.”
“God told me last night you were going to have quadruplets when you get pregnant next month. The babies all will come out smiling, because you are such a nice person.”
“I eat a lot of ketchup so my blood stays good and red.”
“They put Botox in the food here, that’s why my hair is always sticking up.”
Quotes from a patient who is obsessed with bananas:
“I cancelled your credit cards- now you cant buy bananas"
"You got to work late today because you were home eating bananas without me again.”
“Jacene if you don’t stop eating bananas, I’m going to cancel all your credit cards again.”
“If you eat an over ripe banana you will get a mushy heart.”
“If you eat a banana that is too green you will get shorter.”
“I planted a banana outside so you won’t have to buy them and have them rot on your desk anymore, you will be able to pick a fresh one every morning.”
Friday, July 9, 2010
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